No talent. The No

He tried to think of it with the Lincoln High School Black Panther painted on it During the ten minutes between the C Band and B Band sessions, Mr
Heavens, I have no idea where he was going As the members of the C Band dropped out of the waltz, one by one, as though mustard gas were coming out of the ventilators, Mr

The No

Perhaps you should start out with, say, challenging Ed Delaney.

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The No
No, seriously, there was—lifetimes ago—before the internet, auto-tune and inflatable booty cheeks
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Helmholtz on the corner, stunned
The No
And tell him where his papers are
He gasped suddenly, turned to the front page again, looked up a number in the phone book, and dialed feverishly Lincoln High School awarded letter sweaters to the members of the A Band, and the sweaters were deeply respected—and properly so
He looked up at his flaking ceiling in prayer He started to back his instrument into an aisle between the tubas and the trombones—like a man backing a trailer truck into a narrow alley—backing it toward the percussion section, where the amazed musicians were hastily making room

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He paused on the doorsill for one more wistful look at the A Band that would never have a chair for him.

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The No
There was a time was required to be famous
The No
It takes years to be a drummer
The No
He is in the last seat of the C band section which is the worst possible seat to be in
Helmholtz lived in a world of music, and even the throbbing of his headaches came to him musically, if painfully, as the deep-throated boom of a cart-borne bass drum seven feet in diameter Helmholtz ran after him with a floundering, foot-slapping gait
But none of them, he prayed, were after a bargain in a cart-borne bass drum Helmholtz, forming careful sentences in his mind before speaking, opened his newspaper, and laid it open on the coffee table

The No

Helmholtz had managed to smile and keep his wits about him in C Band practice sessions.

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Helmholtz shuffled to the door in his carpet slippers
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As they approached the school they both loved, they met and passed a group of youngsters from the C Band, who carried unscarred instrument cases and spoke self-consciously of music
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The chairs you have now were assigned arbitrarily